I didn’t realize what to call this article on the grounds that I didn’t comprehend what the article would be about. The only unavoidable truth with we hack authors.Composes compose!
Anyway, I chose to call it Humor: The Funniest Article Ever Written!
That would kick me off and I could change the article title later.
In any case, isn’t it interesting that
You include a “h” to “embrace,” you get Hugh. Subsequent to the “h” is quiet in England you would think you would get “embrace” right back once more. In England is Hugh Grant called Hug? No! You include an “e” to jump and you get “trust” yet in the event that you include an “e” “to,” you get “toe.” That “e” can change an “ah” sound to “gracious” or a “uuh” like in “you” to “goodness.” Oh, yes! Include an “e” to “excursion” and you get “tripe” and who needs that? I like Spanish where vowels maintain good manners. What’s more, you can spell “harsh” as “ruff” both of which are purported “ruhf.” You realize what your spell checker will do with “ruhf.”Ruff” is that “firmly pressed frilled or creased round neckline of trim, muslin, or other fine fabric, worn by men and ladies in the sixteenth and seventeenth hundreds of years.”
I surmise that we ought to spell “unpleasant” and “ruff” “ruf”. See
Utah Utaw (not oohtah, say the “U.”)
Italians don’t live in Eyetalee. They live in ITally! Theyare not EYEtalians.
English is a Funny Language!
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in ground sirloin sandwich; neither apple nor pine in pineapple… English biscuits were not designed in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are confections, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.Furthermore, can any anyone explain why scholars compose, yet fingers don’t fing, food merchants don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? In the event that the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of stall beeth? One goose, 2 geese. Things being what they are, one moose, 2 meese? One file, two records? Is cheddar the plural of pick? In the event that instructors taught, why didn’t evangelists praught? On the off chance that a veggie lover eats vegetables, what does a helpful eat? Ship by truck, and send freight by boat? Have noses that run and feet that scent? Park on carports and drive on turnpikes?
The Funny English Language
We’ll start with a container and the plural is boxes,
Be that as it may, the plural of bull ought to be bulls, not oxes.
The one fowl is a goose yet two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose ought to never be meese.
You might locate a solitary mouse or an entire arrangement of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.
In the event that the plural of man is constantly called men,
Why shouldn’t the plural of dish be called pen?
In the event that I talk about a foot and you demonstrate to me your feet,
What’s more, I give you a boot, would a couple be called beet?
In the event that one is a tooth and an entire set are teeth,